Orangeous Dailies

When I’m smashed up and passed out, I will have a horrible hangover the next morning. None of the remedies work for me, and I know I’m in deep deep shit for the whole day.

While most people are able to nurse a hangover, I can’t. The only thing that works for me is prevention. Prevention, to me, does not mean severely limiting the amount of alcohol I consume. I still drink like a king (not to the point of passing out), but I do a few things before I sleep :

1. I sit out the high, constantly downing 500ml of water every 15 minutes. I make sure I pee at least three times before I go to sleep. This will usually halve the kick within 1 to 1.5 hours. Smoking does help me to sober up. Then I go to bed.

2. Or, if I don’t have the time, I flush two or three Panadols (if I do a lot of liquor, I take three, just to be safe) down my throat with 500ml of water, before going to bed. I’ve read that this method is very damaging to the liver and kidneys, but it works for me every time.

Say goodbye to hangovers!