Orangeous Dailies

Orangeous Dailies

Let Me Tell You A Secret

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Jessie and I were about to go to bed.

Me : Want to hear a secret?

Jessie : Tell me.

Me : Come under the covers first.

*Jessie climbed into the bed and went under the covers. We were surrounded in darkness.*

Jessie : Come on tell me.

Me : We need a bit of light in here.

*Jessie reached for her handphone and used it as a light source under the covers.*

Me : Can you see my face?

Jessie : Yes! Yes! Hurry! What is it?

Me : Do you want to hear a secret?

Jessie : Hurry! Just tell me!

*I just stared at Jessie. She was grinning in anticipation. There was a long silence.*

Me : I just farted.

Jessie threw the covers off and jumped out of bed.

Written by Sukianto H. Christopher

16 March, 2009 at 3:39 PM

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  1. OMG, you evil!

    Razlan

    16 March, 2009 at 5:25 PM

  2. Raz! It was really really funny.

    Sukianto H. Christopher

    16 March, 2009 at 6:17 PM

  3. Crude joke lor!

    I think you and my Hubs belong in the same category: Slapstick comedy. Must be a guys’ thing. *rolls eyes*

    Shelly

    16 March, 2009 at 7:46 PM

  4. so mean!! haha

    tingx*

    16 March, 2009 at 9:45 PM

  5. wahaha! this is really funny! but very mean leh! bad ah qui, need to send you to sergeant pang for discipline. hor jessie! :)

    bernadette

    16 March, 2009 at 9:56 PM

  6. wahaha, this is really funny! but so mean can! think its time again to send ah qui to pang for discipline!

    bernadette

    16 March, 2009 at 10:00 PM

  7. Shelly : Haha. Jessie was pretty cool about it. What would you do if he did this?

    tingx : I didn’t fart! I was just kidding!

    Bernadette : Haha. Don’t start suggesting things now to Mr Pang eh!

    chris

    16 March, 2009 at 10:06 PM

  8. Cousin : I could not stop laughing….luckily, not laught it out.. if not, mom would get a shock.. btw, my mom is staying over our place for 2 weeks.. flying back to PJ on 29 Mac 2009.

    PL

    16 March, 2009 at 11:22 PM

  9. PL : Cousin! Haha. Better pray that CC don’t do that! Auntie is currently staying with Ah Yeow now right?

    Sukianto H. Christopher

    17 March, 2009 at 6:10 PM

  10. wow its been long since i read ur blog LOL busy with Work, and this CERTAINLY brightens up my life here ! :x LOLOLOLOL

    I NEARLY LAUGH OUT LOUD LoL !

    poor jess LOL

    Henry

    26 March, 2009 at 2:25 PM

  11. Haha!

    Hey Henry! My blog is NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK.

    Sukianto H. Christopher

    26 March, 2009 at 5:06 PM

  12. aiya, work so boring, so its suitable :D

    Henry

    26 March, 2009 at 11:03 PM


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