Orangeous Dailies

Jessie’s mum is my best friend. I am invincible when Jessie’s mum is around. Everything Jessie says which is bad about me gets thrown back at her. Double the intensity.

Let me highlight two incidences to prove my point.

Incident 1

I was driving the both of them to their new place in Tampines, when I had to switch lanes last minute and I couldn’t do it.

Jessie : Just accelerate and cut into his lane!

Me : The car behind is too near. I’ll go behind him.

Jessie’s Mum : Jessie you keep quiet! You don’t tell people to cut here and there. What if an accident happens? If you’re not driving, just keep quiet!

Incident 2

I was at their place, standing outside the toilet telling her mum how beautiful the newly-renovated flat looked. Jessie came out from the toilet.

Jessie : You can use this bathroom to bathe next time.

Me : Great.

Jessie : Just don’t make the entire bathroom floor wet. Mummy! You know what? Chris’s dad says he bathes like a water buffalo. The entire toilet is soaking wet when he’s out.

Jessie’s Mum : Why do you like to say these kind of things? Keep quiet!

And of course, it works the other way round too (my dad and her).

Adidas Sundown Marathon coming up on 300509.

My confirmation slip.

Jessie’s confirmation slip.

Celebrated William’s belated 23rd birthday! Happy belated birthday brother!

Dinner at Aburiya @ Holland Village.

(From left) Amelia, Aisha, Charmaine, Jessie, me, Sylwyn, William and Wen Jie.

The girls.

William making a birthday wish!

Followed by drinks at Tapas Wine Bistro.

(From left) Sylwyn, me, Jessie, Charmaine, Amelia, Aisha, William and Wen Jie.

Cheers!

Photo Album : http://www.flickr.com/photos/sukianto/sets/72157612885202591/

Carlos, our two-year-old Mini Schnauzer, got himself trapped in the bathtub. He jumped in and couldn’t get out for quite some time, until we heard his loud scratching.

Chill out session at Oosh with Jessie, Michelle, Robert, Pang, Elgene, Carol and Bernadette.

(From left) Pang, me and Elgene. (Standing) Robert.

(From left) Michelle, Bernadette, Jessie and Carol. Michelle’s armpit hair is very long.

Photo Album : http://www.flickr.com/photos/sukianto/sets/72157606174636988/

Time : 1145 H

Venue : Nearest toilet to Bedok Jetty.

Injury sustained : Road rash over left knee, arm and shoulder. The shoulder wound (about the size of 2 50-cent coins) hurts the most.

Activity being carried out

The usual Friday morning skate.

Injuries caused by

Potholes in the fucking track (caused by those heavy construction vehicles going on the track). The front wheel of my left skate ended up wedged in-between the pothole and I fell face down, sliding for about 5 metres.

Immediate action taken

I stood up, wiped the bloody mess on my singlet and continued to skate the remaining 15km.

I am lucky because : I didn’t break any bones.

I am unlucky because : I narrowly missed the potholes a few times before. I really didn’t know I was going to get fucked today.

Lesson learnt : Avoid all potholes. Big or small.

Pictures

Ouch! Please do not touch my left shoulder!

Michelle in The New Paper’s Higher Learning Special published on 120109.

There are muscular hunks this tall in PSB Academy!

My eyes are so sharp, I don’t need binoculars to see them!

That’s why I choose PSB Academy!

The last time I tried weed was back in 2003. Things were going for $35/gram back then, from a Vietnamese friend who later committed suicide. He told me that he spent every single cent his parents sent him.

It was almost 6 years back and I remember the stoned state I was in. There was no Ketamine involved in the party, so things were pretty much under control. I poured Sprite over myself while attempting to drink from the bottle. I hallucinated about a little green man squatting by the chalet toilet.

The joint tasted way milder than the lightest of all cigarettes.

Pang’s 24th birthday celebration was held at Downtown East on 100109.

Happy 24th birthday Mr Pang!

(From left) Trisha, Wenbin, Carol, Elgene, me, Jessie, Kenn, Jhene, Yuting and her boyfriend. (Seated) Pang.

Jessie and I hijacking the cake.

Chilling out by the BBQ pit.

Pang’s Playboy Bunnies. (From left) Trisha, Michelle, Carol, Jessie and Jhene.

Wenbin squirting a packet drink all over Pang.

Happy birthday Mr Pang!

Pang and his sister, Yuting.

Chalet wall.

Pang getting raped. (From left) Robert, Wenbin, Pang, me, Elgene and Kenn.

Video : Pang blowing out his cake.

Photo Album : http://www.flickr.com/photos/sukianto/sets/72157612418928707/

Related : Pang’s 24th Birthday.

Pang blowing out the candles on his cake on his 24th birthday, held at Downtown East.

Carlos.

A week ago, we found dried leaves all over the living room floor. We’re living 21 stories up, so there was no way any leaves from trees could have been blown all the way up here.

Today, Michelle returned home to find Carlos crouching under the chair at the dining table. He usually greeted us every time we came home. He was strangely quiet today, ears pulled back, watching Michelle enter. Sensing that something was amiss, Michelle walked up to him and slowly lifted him up.

She found an apple under Carlos’s belly.

Apparently Carlos was about to eat the apple when Michelle came home, and decided to hide it by sitting on top of it.

Michelle checked the fruit basket on the table. It was almost empty.

The fruit basket which Carlos stole from.

The dried leaves, we presume, came from the orange colored ang sais he ate. Probably one fruit a day, for the entire week.

Aftermath of Santika nightclub fire in Bangkok, Thailand. Forwarded via email.

Santika Nightclub aftermath.

When I first got the class listings weeks ago, I noticed only 5 or 6 familiar names in my class. Among them, a few notoriously popular for downright shabby fucked-up last-minute work. The thought of being paired up with those retards sent a chill down my spine.

I got the course outline a few days ago. Thank fucking goodness!

No project work involved.

I spent the past two weeks sleeping in the wee hours of the mornings and waking up in the afternoons.

So last night I got myself knocked out after a crazy drinking session with Pang.

I woke up at 8 a.m. today and I feel really good.

I would like to take this opportunity to wish you…

A happy new year. All the best for 2009! May all your wishes come true and I wish you the very best of health.