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Amnesiac Veronica And The Injured Motorist

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Amnesiac Veronica And The Injured Motorist

Amnesiac Veronica And The Injured Motorist.

Veronica could have been suffering from amnesia. She forgot whether she made a cup of tea.

The motorist could have been injured, a chunk of flesh carved out from her shoulder. She’s now looking into her shoulder, at a mess of fatty tissue and bone.

I had an interesting conversation with the Primary 2 boy tonight.

Boy : Your car is a new car?

Me : No, old car. Why?

Boy : There is not many things inside the car. How old is your car?

Me : My car is 17 years old already! I have no money to buy things to put inside my car.

Boy : Oh. My house is older than your car.

Me : How old is your house?

Boy : It is 99 years old.

Me : HAHAHAHAHAHA! Who told you that!

Boy : I heard my mum talking on the phone to her friends. She says our house is 99 years.

I guess he meant 99 years leasehold.

Written by Sukianto H. Christopher

16 September, 2008 at 1:52 PM

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