Orangeous Dailies

[13:56] [Moniker] http://www.viagraholics.com/

[14:01] [rev`CNC] amazing.

[14:01] [rev`CNC] lol!

[14:02] [rev`CNC] Looking back, I see how selfish and inconsiderate I was. That’s how Viagra can warp your thinking.”

[14:09] [Moniker] lol

[14:09] [Moniker] funny rite

[14:09] [rev`CNC] ya

Kenny was ranting about Viagraholics early this morning in #chijmes.

Basically I just laughed my dick off after exploring the site.

Ok, here are some excerpts from the site…

Warning Signs of Viagraholism

Viagra-seeking behavior. Viagraholics will do anything to maintain a supply of their drug, and as the dependency progresses, their actions may become more desperate. They may lie to doctors, exaggerating or making up symptoms of erectile dysfunction to obtain prescriptions. They may obtain multiple prescriptions from different doctors or online pharmacies. They may resort to stealing friends’ Viagra, or buying Viagra on the street.

Oh god, how desperate to get an erection. STEALING VIAGRA! Just like “stealing an erection” from your friend.

Taking Viagra first thing in the morning. Unless you work in the adult entertainment industry, if you’re starting the day with a dose of Viagra, you’ve got a problem.

Great idea to walk to the bus stop with a massive erection.

Taking Viagra alone, or “just to get an erection.” Taking Viagra when you are alone, when you are not really interested in having sex, or just to get a erection for the heck of it are all behaviors associated with Viagra abuse. You may be using Viagra to cope with feelings of loneliness, low self-esteem, or boredom.

not really interested in having sex, an erection for the heck of it, oh… i think…er.. *speechless* nevermind

And so on….

By the way…

Viagraholics Anonymous is a group of men dedicated to helping each other overcome a common problem: abuse of Viagra… take it seriously alright…

:D

May day, I almost forgot. Public holiday.

Dad woke me up early this morning. Apparently he saw my SOS note left on the table..

“DAD, CAN YOU FETCH ME TO SIM LIM SQUARE AT 1PM AFTER YOUR WORK. COMPUTER SPOILT LAST NIGHT.”

He had already told his friend (running his own freelance computer business) to come over at 7pm and get the com done.

Relief.